Responding To Personals

Well, you sound like you might be more than just another pretty face. Something tells me that you’re probably getting about 50 emails a day from loser guys saying things like “Hi, I’m freshly divorced from my seventh wife, have 5 delinquent kids… but the good news is that I have a good chance at finally getting a job…” etc.

In any event, I’m 28, have my life together, and I’m more than the usual amount of interesting and funny, so you’d better like to laugh.  You sound like you might make an interesting friend, so let’s get together for a cup of something delicious and some interesting conversation… if you think you can handle it, that is!

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Hey, I don’t think that this picture is really you. What, did you go to the mall and get one of those Glamour Shots done or something? Do you have a real picture? Like you at home on your stairmaster or something? Or do you even work out?
OK, stop trying to fool all of us guys, and let’s see what you REALLY look like…

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I was looking through all these ads here on the internet thinking to myself
“Look at all the poor, desperate, lonely women…” and then I saw your ad and thought to myself “Hey, here’s a poor, desperate, lonely woman that’s actually CUTE…”
So I thought I’d write and see if you’re as interesting on the inside as you are in this picture…